Keepin' it Real Ya'll

Quick story:
So I'm at work and their making me call all of the patients that are getting medical work done for free! I know and they still complain. Well I called this one guy's house and his wife gives him the phone and before I can finish my little introduction he hangs up on me. Oh no he didn't! I've been hung up on before but I've been up since 5am, a roach was in my apartment last night and I'm stressed. So I just had to keep it real!! I called his black booty back (I know you can't see what color someone is over the phone but I know the voice of an ignorant black man when I hear it) when he answered the phone I asked for him in my sexy voice and as soon as he said yeah it's me I hung up on his ass! Yeah, Don't play with me! So then the office phone rings again and I answer, he hangs up on me again. Okay, I GOT YOU BROTHA! So I take out me cell phone *67 and call him again and as soon as he answers I hang up on him again. He tried calling the office but I would answer without talkin and listen to hear if his loud ass T.V. was playing in the background and hang up. (And yes I am at work playing on their phones but they left me in the office by myself so I can do what I want and if by chance I get caught I'll just say we got disconnected) *OMG! I almost had a heart attack! I answer the office phone and this guy says "You're the one who left me a message" and in my sweet Texas accent I say "Yeap" and he starts yelling "Don't you ever call me" Oh Lordy, I hung up quick because I just know it was that black man who I hung up on earlier. So the phone instantly rings again and I answer it and hang up again because I hear the man's voice. Then it rings again and it's the guy and he yells "Miss I'm joking!" I felt so bad because I thought he was that black man. Lordy thats what I get for keepin it real.
Just a Thought,
DDH