About these homeless men in L.A. What makes them think they can holla at a woman with teeth. Maybe it's the sound of the change jingling in my purse thats attracted them to me. Lordy, if I hear another "Hey Bitch" I'm gonna...Well I'm gonna keep on walking and pretend like I can't hear them through my headphones (knowing good and well that the battery stoped workin two hours before). Look, Okay, I consider myself a badass from Texas but the homeless in L.A. have no fear. They're just looking for a reason to stab someone with the pencil they have sharpened in their back pocket. Do they really think I want to go back to their corner with the sleeping bag and get it on? Let me tell you the love between me and the homeless goes way back. Sophmore year I got a shout out from Willie who sleeps at the bus stop. He not only introduced himself to be but he flashed me his collection of cans and bottles. Impressed? Yes. Unfortunalty I wasn't ready to commit to a life of cold nights at the bus stop and can collecting in the mornings. Then Junior year these two "fine" brothas smelling like piss and liquor tried to holla at me on my way to Ralphs but as always I was to busy listening to my music to respond. No worries though they made sure I heard them call me a slut as I passed.
Side Note: I love Jesus too but maybe yelling and preaching about him on the bus to people who are pissed for various reasons isn't a good idea. UGH! He would sit down next to me. Thank God I don't speak Spanish and I have these headphones on. This reminds me of the time this little old asian woman jumped on the bus yelled something and then attemped to jump off quick but before she could the bus driver shut the door and trapped her ass. I felt bad for her but it was worth the laugh as she hollered and banged on the doors for him to let her off.
Just a thought,
DDH
P.S. Headphones are like the pepper spray of the 21st century. Getcha some because you never know when Willie is around the corner.
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3 comments:
haha, it's so true!
homeless men in la are like the squirrels on campus, they are too bold!
i don't think i could count how many 'hey girls' or marriage proposals i have gotten... at least i know i won't be lonely when i get older... ewww
i was trying to comment on this yesterday but my blackberry wouldn't let me.
This is so fucking true.
Like I have told you before...I was done when Slim (the homeless crackhead outside of viztango) told me that I didn't like black ppl. Rude.
Hahaha...all I have to say is i am SOOO glad I am finally learning how to drive, way too many creepy fold on the damn MTA...
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